Honestly Dreamgirls is my favourite movie and Obsessed is so bad it’s hilarious and delightful, but those are MISTAKES that happened in SPITE of her. Read more
I mean, her best movies are definitely the ones where she’s singing (hence the reason why she does so many of them) but I really do think asking Beyoncé to act on LIVE TELEVISION where she won’t get several takes is not the best idea. Read more
I’m Foxy Cleopatra and I’m A WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN!!! I had that as my screensaver back in the day when Windows let you choose the characters for the scroll. Read more
Hardly glowing praise though is it? Read more
She has the prestige. That’s different. Read more
On several occasions I have seriously considered started a tumblr called “What was Ms. Tina thinking” featuring only images of Destiny’s Child on red carpets. Because MY LORD. Read more
OK, well Dreamgirls is actually my favourite movie of all time despite Beyoncé (though goddamn if she doesn’t look amazing in it and it is definitely her strongest role) so I will ask you not to slander it, but she doesn’t have a screen presence the way way she has a stage presence. It’s always clear that it’s new… Read more
That’s fair. But she didn’t exactly add levity did she? Read more
Go watch Obsessed and then tell me if you still want to advocate for Beyoncé to act. LIVE. Read more
Have you seen her movies? I love her, but no. Read more
That’s what they said about Goldmember. Read more
No. HELL NO. Beyoncé is many things and I love her for it, but an actress is not one of them. Are we forgetting Obsessed? The Pink Panther? CARMEN THE HIP-HOPERA?!?!? Please leave Beyoncé to quietly hibernate in her beauty pod in advance of her next album release. Read more
They’re why his name is Bobby Finger. *snickers* Read more
“and it was clear that he needed to get hitched or he was going to ruin his chance at producing a male heir to his mother Queen Elizabeth II’s throne.” Read more
Can’t pay the rent with credit doh. Read more
Thank you. It was triggering, but I’m mostly just annoyed that people think it’s okay to pass pictures of dead black people around like ally trading cards. It’s so dehumanizing. Read more
Lies. She does not deserve him. One day he will come back to meeeeee! Read more
It’s REALLY good, WATCH IT. Read more
Right? UnReal is amazing and I watch it every week and I don’t even watch your dumb show motherfucker! lol Read more
Too many of my faves are on that list. Read more