ninjacate
Cate Young
ninjacate
smugsexual. thundercunt hagbeast.

I've never met a guy who didn't like his dick sucked until this one. It was honestly a little off-putting for me at first lol. I'm not sure if he thinks it's less intimate, but that might be the case because he does like missionary. I should ask him, now that you mention it... Read more

I don't understand why everyone is having such a conniption over a general statement but here goes: I'm not saying that every orgasm is the same, or that every single one is easy or equally enjoyable. I'm saying that for people with penises, it is much easier to reach orgasm than it is for people with Read more

That sounds like torture lol. Why would you do that to yourself?! Read more

Where did I say that a guy's orgasm is worthless? I said that they're more frequent and easier to come by. Is that a lie? Read more

Exactly. I feel like, once you're open about what your expectations are, it's nbd. When you talk about it you can figure out if you're sexually compatible and go from there. Read more

Dude, obviously. It's a general statement. Dicks are not wizard sticks, no matter how much you guys like to think they are. The "because DICKS (will eventually let you get to orgasm with enough continued stimulation)" was implied. Did I also need a caveat for dudes with ED? Like... Read more

SAME. How do you cast Audra McDonald and NOT give her the part where she sings the most iconic song in the film?! Read more

My feelings EXACTLY! I can almost never get off if we head straight for PIV but ready the ground (heh!) and I can cum multiple times. Dudes are gonna come regardless because DICK. I remember trying to explain a woman's orgasm to guy once. I told him for women it's like rolling a ball up a hill. You have to get the Read more

"The point being: whatever any couple negotiates in good faith is their business. The whole thing sheds light on how oral sex is often seen as obligatory for the woman to give, and generous for the man to give; in any arrangement where the man is willing to eat pussy every time, this usually just means both people get Read more

I was listening to the PCHH podcast and Linda was saying that the hardest part about it is that this one slap becomes THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE for all the characters, whereas regular people would just mend fences and move on. It sounds terrible lol. Read more

That picture was hella shady, but honestly I just feel bad for Kylie. You're so right. She's about to learn a very adult lesson soon and she shouldn't have to. I'm really very disturbed that NO ONE in her family ever bothered to deny this relationship. Not a single one. The fact that they didn't even play at trying to Read more

The perfect Audra McDonald joined the cast of the live-action Beauty and the Beast. [E!] Read more

YES. You have to convey the GRAVITY of the situation. I AM BLEEDING WITHOUT DYING THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Read more

THIS IS THE BEST THING. And you can use it for PMS too.! Read more

HAHAHA! When we started having sex I used to tell him he wasn't a daddy every month too. He hated it. Lol. He didn't want to mentioned in the same conversation as the word "daddy." Read more

Cumshots happen to dick havers monthly? Who knew? *learning something new* Read more