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Cate Young
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smugsexual. thundercunt hagbeast.

LMAO. Exactly. I'd always tell him that he knew exactly what was happening because he took the same class I did. Somehow it was gross to him in the abstract, but the idea of his living, breathing girlfriend BLEEDING FROM HER VAGINA WHERE THE PENIS GOES was too much for him. Read more

That was my biggest takeaway too. She needs to work on her breath control. She eliminates any "flow" she has by breaking in the middle of phrases. Read more

When I was in high school I would delight in telling my bf at the time that I couldn't do whatever because "the lining of my uterus is ripping away from my uterine walls and being forcibly ejected from my vagina." He hated it. It was really fun to troll him. Especially since one of the places I saw him was in a HS Read more

Yeah, I saw this yesterday on facebook because it got shared into my newsfeed, and while I agree with er 100% on the point she's making, the whole "MY BODY IS DIVINE" thing rubs me the wrong way. My body isn't divine. It's perfectly, ordinarily, normal. And that's the point. Something that is perfectly normal should Read more

Yeah that was my first thought too. They may not have use for VS style thongs, but bras especially could probably go REALLY far at a shelter. Read more

Yeah, I have a sneaky feeling that now she's moved passed her LOOK AT ME I'M EDGY phase, Miley is going to mellow back out to the pre-Bangerz Miley that tricked me into liking her. Read more

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH I LOVED BEAUTY AND THE BRIEFCASE! But I also just love Hilary Duff, so that could be it. Read more

Funny which one gets more play in the news though, yeah? Read more

I generally like her in editorials but why does she look so sad? Read more

"Also, let's not make this like the time Kerry Washington hosted and all the cast members joked about their lack of diversity, LOL! Similar to when Jamie Foxx hosted, this will probably be one of SNL's blackest episodes yet." Read more

Leaning the fuck in. But she's not a feminist though.... *sips tea* Read more

Good. She looks a lot better. North is so damn cute! Is she taking ballet? CUTENESS. Read more

Didn't the Grand Ole Opry once rescind the membership of an artist after she came out? Read more

Omg I read that last night and I did a little praise dance of solidarity for her. BITCH IS BALLIN' Read more

It's okay. I just submersing myself in Rihanna. I'll be fine. Read more

I mean, they're famous. They're probably accustomed to the cameras. Plus I'm guessing it's different when it's someone of your choosing as opposed to a stranger you know? Read more

I SHARE YOU CAPSLOCK FEELINGS THEY ARE LEGITIMATE DO NOT LET ANYONE MOCK YOU Read more

BUT I CANNOT WAIT THAT LONG NO I NEED IT NOW Read more

YOU ARE SMITED FOR DOUBTING THE QUEEN!!!!!! SMITE SMITE SMITE! Read more