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Cate Young
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OH MY GOD. Is it a stain on my moral character that I cannot stop cry laughing at that video? Read more

I mean, like you said, people around the world have been eating animals that Americans turn their noses up at for literally 5ever. Or, I dunno, just decided they're too cuddly to fry into deliciousness. In Trinidad we have a entire (partially illegal I'm sure) wild meat industry. We eat all kinds of shit; rabbits, Read more

NEVER. I'm pissed they took away the Napa Valley location though. I liked the dates there because they didn't cost as much money. Plus I paid to deck out all the shit there for Valentine's day so I should get to keep it! Read more

I WANT PICTURES! Get backstage if you can. SELFIES WITH NICKI. Read more

I just won the drinking challenge yesterday!!! LMAO. Yeah, the dates are super fucking needy. It's fine when the dates are an hour, but they creep up to like 6-8 hours and nobody has time for that! Read more

What I have learned from this exchange is that Trinidad James is delightful. I am no longer ashamed to claim him as a Trinidadian. I like him. Read more

The Jez crew should all go and then do a group post about it like you did for 50 Shades. Read more

NOOOOO! I'm still trying to make it to #1 in Kim's game! I have bravely put off marriage until I reach the top of the heap because my "career" comes first. Feminism. I haz it. Read more

I'm not because I hate being in pictures, but once my TWA grows out a little I might post a few photos. Read more

Lol. That kind of nonsense is why I left the Catholic Church. I would ask questions like that, honestly trying to get an answer because it didn't make sense to me, and I'd get labelled a troublemaker for being "divisive." I'm not divisive I'm just trying to understand how all these different churchy things are Read more

SHE HAS THE HAIR OF MY DREAMS. I am literally at the beginning of year long hair journey that will end with purple dreadlocks. I'm so jealous. Read more

That's Angel Haze. Different dark-skinned black girl rapper. Read more

She says a lot of silly shit sometimes but I don't see anything wrong with the excerpted quotes. Except for the Lorde thing. Did I miss a Lorde beef? As far as I know she's chilling out with TSwizzle. No one beefs in TSwizzle's world. Someone tell me! Read more

Meghan Trainor is difficult for me. Her album is full of very fun, pop-py, super catchy songs you can sing along to. But in terms of content it swings wildly between innocent fun and being actively anti-feminist. I still feel guilty that I know all the words to "All About That Bass." It is my secret shame. Read more

I don't even understand. How is that physically possible? How can you masticate your food without bringing the chewing parts of your mouth together?! I'm so sorry. I might have already murdered your husband. Read more

This is hands down the grossest thing I've ever heard. I get mad when my brothers hawk up phlegm and spit in the street. This is SO MUCH WORSE! Read more

RIGHT?! What the hell?! Grown men should have mastered aiming into the bowl by now. What a dick to call her a nag for asking him to clean up his frigging URINE from the floor. Read more

Honestly, I saw Kelly's exit as a tantrum more than anything. Maybe she did leave for noble reasons, but the spin I got was that she already didn't want to be there and she used the Zendaya thing as a easy out. I mean, power to you for leaving but I don't care. I give way more credit to Kathy was basically saying Read more