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Maybe he only read every other word in the Gabrielle Union post headline? I dunno, I'm mostly here to make jokes. Read more

things i just learned: Read more

I do forum based tech support for a living, let me run this through my batshit-to-logic converter and see what happens. Read more

I think he's saying that feminists should hate football and that drinking is awesome. Read more

This is so awesome. Although, my heart still belongs to this one:

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

but what the hell do I know, I'm blogging in a bathrobe Read more

That will brake internet Read more

wow my parts Read more

Imagine time traveling to the year is 2009.

I've found my next Twitter avatar #blessed Read more

Someone posted this over on io9 earlier. YES, PLEASE.

Berners are the sweetest, goofiest dogs ever. I don't know if all of them are as dumb as mine but he has a heart of gold!

I can't stop watching this dog. I don't know why, but it just makes me giggle so much.

For 13 glorious seconds, there was nothing but pure joy in my heart. Because dog. Read more

But...but...they're fam!

Kris Jenner's outfit is probably pretty see through by Omish standards. Read more

Do you want me to send the paramedics to your house after they leave mine? Read more

.... What the actual fuck was that video? I got far enough in to see someone wearing a mink coat abuse Auto-Tune to an inch of its life say, somehow without irony, "money can't buy you class," and my brain dribbled out of my ear and made it about 50 feet outside before rabid wolves tracked it down and ate it. Read more