From the satisfied look on Mr. Biggleworth's face, this is clearly part of his master plan. And Vivienne, who looks terrified, is well aware of the plan.
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oh, the famous "14 year old daughter" argument. That magical and pure creature who must not be allowed to have a pea under her mattress. Like its about the 14 year old girl and not the shitty parents. Read more
It's Monday, which means it's time for your daily dose of WTF from OkCupid, the site that brings people together to…
I'm convinced my dogs think their name is the sound of the cheese drawer opening and the bag rustling. I can yell "spunkie" all day and get noting but if the fridge opens they're there stat. Read more
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Thing we learned today: when you put Denzel and Queen Latifah in one room, that room reaches near-lethal levels of likability. Read more
Perfect. Read more
I woke up like this. Read more
What the fuck are you doing here Harry Potter?
Internet, we have found your clear winner tonight.
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Sweet, sweet donkey love.
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OK I must be having a seriously hormonal morning, because I am crying REAL TEARS at my desk. Read more
That picture of the happy donkeys. It is everything. Read more
I'm about to haul my ass into a grueling day of thankless work, and I'll be damned if these fucking asses just gave me the motivation* I needed to do it with a smile. Read more
It would seem that on Jezebel, of all places, those who "don't get it" would also realize that their getting "it" is not a requirement. It doesn't affect the validity, seriousness, or importance of the issue for others. It's like me minimizing my family/SO/friend's fear and aversions because I find them silly. Don't… Read more
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