BLERGH. I mean to say American Sniper. That is one and only award they will give that film. That will take the old white dude war vet sentimentality award. Read more
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Whoever is behind the marketing for Interstellar and the soundtrack is launching a massive campaign for that to win right now. Think about how many "wow the Interstellar soundtrack is so amazing" posts you've seen on blogs and Facebook. They have been pushing it out there big time and it's working beautifully. Read more
I would have to bet on Keaton to take Best Actor right now. That's basically a lock. Cumberbatch and Redmayne will split the Classic British Actor vote, the Academy appreciates Carell's serious turn but won't award it to him this time out, and Cooper is like a DiCaprio—they like nominating him for but not actually… Read more
OH MY GOD I didn't catch that. No wonder the kitty is so angry at the bear. It's not a Cat Overlord assassin in training. It's a film critic. Read more
I still think the poop shipping company is way better. Read more
The dotcom biz is a fickle mistress, my friend. Read more
If you look at slowed-down footage from The View, you can clearly see a second talk show on the Grassy Knoll. Read more
As many of you know, I have been searching for a media story to throw myself behind as a Truther. All the good Truther theories have already been taken (9/11 truthers, Obama birth, Stevie Wonder isn't really blind, Cats aren't really stealing dog beds, etc). It's been a long process, filled with extensive research and… Read more
Lainey at Lainey Gossip is SUPER EXCITED about going to see this movie and I think I'm now kind of moving over to the dark side. I might have to go check this beast of a movie out. Read more
I watched way, way to much CSI in my lifetime so basically every time I see someone like Amy in a movie or show I just think "OH BOY GRISSOM AND WILLOWS ARE GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY TEARING APART THAT BULLLSHIT." Read more
I AM A CHEESECAKE EXPERT. I have been certified by the Board of Cheesecake Authority in 49 states and I am also licensed by the International Cheesecake Association which is based in France. During my esteemed career, I have overseen at least three-dozen cheesecake-related disputes (including the infamous "That Time… Read more
CHEESECAKE IS A GODDAMN PIE. IT IS PIE. DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES. #TEAMPIE #BENGHAZI #CHEESECAKEISPIE Read more
Oh sorry! I thought it said FSU on your Tumblr profile...BLERGH! Correcting now! Read more
#TEAMPIE FOR LIFE Read more
Yes, hence why we are stealing this joke forever and ever. Read more
Stealing this joke forever and ever. Read more
I'm not sure what's better—that you left this stale joke on other Gawker Media articles about Poehler/Fey OR that you fucked up which fairy tale has the ugly sisters (it's Cinderella, not Snow White) OR that you fucked up that it's ugly *step* sisters and not just "sisters." Either way, this comment is made of… Read more
*into purse Read more