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OMG YOU GUYS. Best email ever from my mother. Read more
This is magnificent work in researching the Side-Eye archives. The Ladies for the Preservation Side-Eye of Foundation hereby bestow upon you the honorary title of Side-Eye Historian. Congratulations. Please help yourself to the cookies and the Apple Brown Bettys baked by SPSEF treasure Janice. They are available on… Read more
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I am also of a "fuck that dude" mind. 45 days for an assault. AND he wants that shit pardoned? No way. Read more
I HAVE FAILED AS A SIDE-EYE HISTORIAN. I offer my sincerest apologies at my shoddy research skills. That is some truly beautiful side-eye. Read more
The reflex is a door to finding treasure in the dark. Read more
But the point is that she actually won the show for Cycle 17—her bad attitude you saw on the show was an amplified persona created and prodded on by the producers (Tyra being one of them). That had nothing to do with it. She won the all stars season. When they found out she was an escort, they rescinded the prize,… Read more
That is obviously the show/movie we need to make. Read more
Ahhh thank you. I think there is a lag on the edits sometimes. Next weekend I'm taking Reno to New Orleans to compete in my annual "Vodka Challenge." Don't expect miracles on Monday. Read more
No, I can't see it. I am worried that my edits aren't showing up or something. Like I said, I had some technical doozies. Took Kinja to Vegas and blew all our money on tequila and blackjack I think. Read more
Thank you, my love. But I can't see what you're talking about. Had A LOT of technical issues with this post, so thanks for helping me out! Read more
What other Subway sandwiches would you recommend the sweet onion sauce on? I feel like it could work with a lot of veggies and salted meats. But you're steering in dangerous flavor territory adding something like that to tuna, you know? Read more
My other celebrity couple nickname for them was "Late." Read more
It is a great, unanswered mystery. Read more
CRAIGSLIST INCEPTION. "CRAIGSCEPTION." Read more
For some reason, it is like the K2 of spelling words. Read more
No, she actually means "formerly known as." I think she once went just by "Twigs" but had to change it because there was artist named twigs. So she added the FKA. Read more
Actually, according to leading medical professionals, the best way to induce labor is to be kidnapped by a soap opera villain, taken to his secret lair and then try to make an escape on a boat that eventually starts to sink. It is guaranteed to work every single time! Read more
Gawker wrote a post a few days ago on the same story. As far as crossposting it, I just went and checked and according to what I see, their post was never shared to Jezebel. Just to clear that up! Carry on! Read more