There are words beyond the headline. JFC. Read more
Night Editor
nighteditor
We only have certain photo resources we can use. We can't just Google and take whatever pic we think is cool. Sometimes it leaves us rather limited especially in a short turnaround time for a news story. I love you too, but I do appreciate when people don't assume we just DGAF about things like that. Read more
DID SOMEONE SAY MAGIC CHICKEN?
Where is Hot Tom the evil Secret Service agent? This show does not have enough Hot Tom. Read more
The link to the show wasn't working when I wrote this up. I fixed it. Agreed; I enjoy Howard's interviews a lot. Read more
I CAN'T! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE KINJA GOD AND MUST PLACATE HIM WITH TOM HIDDLESTON GIFS AND A CAT VIDEO BEFORE THE LINK CAN BE FREED! HURRY NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! Read more
Well, this isn't the Dirt Bag but thank you for the lovely compliment anyway! Hugs! Read more
No Panda Express? Read more
Those videos lied about a lot of things. Read more
That's what I had last night! It's a very good restaurant. I give it 100 million stars that are drunk on Vodka. Read more
YEAH BABY. Read more
No, I think he went to Grasshopper Heaven before they opened it up. Read more
Pro-tip: The best time (on the weekends) to hit HEB is just after 10 a.m. We discovered this last weekend. You beat the mad rush of families coming in to do their weekly shopping after church BUT you get there right as they are stocking all the fresh produce. Last week I got one of the coveted bags of fingerling… Read more
I could find the picture now if I wasn't lazy but I have a friend who opened up one of those "triple washed" bags of spinach from HEB and there was a FUCKING GRASSHOPPER in the bag. It was disgusting. Read more
I have this bad boy from Sharper Image. (SHARPER IMAGE!) Look at all the shit they give you with this thing! If we have a fire I'm grabbing the dog, the picture of my mother holding me as a newborn and this.
It's probably just be a stunt before the official format change, which is a pretty typical tactic. When I worked in radio we did this a few times. Once we flipped a format and for three days the station was a dogs-only theme. We only played dog-themed music, ran "ads" for bones and dog parks, and even had a fake… Read more
#TeamSpiceGrinder! I make my own spice blends and give them to friends as gifts so it's a life necessity. Yes, that's right, Jezebel staffers. You're all getting Auntie Rose's Slammin Jammin Taco Seasoning Mix* for Christmas. Read more
Agreed on the butter slicer. Haters to the left. The butter slicer is a game changer. Read more