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WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? MUST HAVE!!! Read more

I have no idea how I lived for 40 years without a salad spinner. The day after I got mine, my mother got an heartbroken, accusatory email from me for never having used one when I grew up. I thought she loved me. Read more

Relax teagurl, it's a joke. Read more

That might mean the press hasn't been able to get a hold of the arraignment or the police report just yet. As for not having his name, police usually withhold the name until after the arraignment. They could have had him in custody trying to get a confession out of him, too. Sometimes also police are not also very… Read more

The fact that we published this on the same night as the "No Means Yes" frat sign bullshit is sort of haunting me right now. Read more

Amanda, I wrote this story late last night when the clip was posted online. Not all clips from all talk shows are posted during my late night shift. Don't turn every technical issue into an anti-feminist propaganda issue, please. How exactly does that help anything? Unless you're not really trying to help anything? Read more

I came here to read your review all happy and giddy that you undertook this great task. I love your words like a puppy nuzzling my cheek. Nicolas Cage himself would find it hard to object to this critique. wtf. Read more

Please note "ASSHOLE" also has two Ss. COINCIDENCE? Read more

#dismissthatshit Kelly. For real. Read more

Is this comment a compliment or an insult to me...or Kelly? What? I have many ragey curse words and insults I would like to share about this but I won't stoop that low. (CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED) This review is awesome. Kelly is awesome. Please don't invoke my name in your obnoxious grandiose critiques of these… Read more

Yeah, just wait until you guys see my egg salad Kickstarter. Read more

And beans. The beans look damn good. Read more

This just put me in the mood to make some eggs. Read more

I hope this does not impact the roll out of my upcoming drink "Vodka Goat." I guarantee it will give you a high pitch, braying voice just like a goat! Exciting investment opportunities are still currently available; message me for details. Read more

Yes; if you see more, please email the link to the comment to tips@jezebel.com. Thanks. Read more

Let's not drag the beautiful majesty of bedazzled denim and gold bathroom fixtures into this. Read more

Good point; let me update. And thanks for sharing that story. Read more

On the other hand, this is worth about $11.95. Give or take.

I am really going to miss you. Thank you for every single thing you have ever done for me here. I would not have gotten through it without you. You are awesome, amazing and damn perfect. I found the perfect goodbye gift for you, too. I remember how much you loved this.