::types resignation letter; launches career as world famous fake restaurant reviewer:: Read more

::types resignation letter; launches career as world famous fake restaurant reviewer:: Read more
That really stings. Read more
Not as good as pie. Read more
I heard they have computers on the Internet now! Read more
Email me at rebecca.rose@jezebel.com with anything like that you see, along with your thoughts (will gladly keep your name/ID confidential and anonymous) Read more
You need to dismiss comments that you find objectionable in your threads, too. It's your right and that's why we give you that feature. Let me know if you have trouble accessing the dismiss option. Read more
Sure, if you send a link to the kinja profile to tips@jezebel.com. Read more
Thanks; I will add that! Read more
I cannot stop laughing at this, Emma. Read more
You hit the nail on the head. Exactly. Read more
You know too much, my friend. Read more
ALL THE STARS FOR YOU. Read more
Oh come on, lighten up! We cook all the time IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND ALL THAT. But to your last point, the Red Lobster is the obvious superior restaurant because it is the best restaurant ever in the history of all time. LOBSTER BIB, Y'ALL. CHEESE BISCUITS TILL YOUR HEART EXPLODES. Read more
Fixed; thank you! Read more
It's because police do not treat threats over the Internet seriously. A reporter friend at a paper I once worked at got a very creepy, disturbing voicemail one day where a guy said he was going to "wait for her" at her next assignment. The editors called the police. The cops flooded our newsroom and bent over… Read more
Noted; but don't forget John Nimmo and Isabella Sorley were charged for their threats against Criado-Perez back in January (as the article states). I agree that it's frustrating, but if women in positions of power can use that to force the police and legal establishment to treat these things more seriously then that… Read more
ETA: Sorry, sent my reply to the wrong commenter! Blergh! Read more
My dog went into the kitchen once, pulled out an empty chili container from the trash and brought it back to us. She plopped down in front of us and started to work on licking out the chili leavings. Like "HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'; I GOT CHILI." When we tried to take it from her she was like "EXCUSE ME, ASSHOLES THAT IS… Read more
On the pic of the GQ cover next to Brad. Read more