Yeah she seems lonely and that makes me sad. I wonder if we could send her a pet cat or something? Read more
Night Editor
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I'm here in the comments to meet and greet all the people who want to tell me that this is "probably fake" or give me lengthy lessons on "how space travel doesn't work that way." I am here for you guys. Read more
This happens to me all the time, too. Saved corrections revert, like the ghost of some angry copy editor, murdered by an evil blogger is haunting us all by changing our edits in hopes that we'll see them and start to investigate their murder. The ghost wants us to track down her killer and get justice so she can find… Read more
Again, DODGING THE BUFFET TIPPING QUESTION. Read more
Good for you IroningMaiden, embracing our benevolent Skynet overlords! Read more
AHHHAHAHAHAHA! Oh this comment just won everything Read more
Yeah, the bear was like "this guy is already dead...on the inside." Read more
Actually, if you look at the writer's response here, (which was posted once by the sketch writer in a thread and also shared in full by me and is easily seen under "author's discussions) Cox did in fact participate in the writing process. She also ad libbed the Bruce Jenner line, in case you were wondering. Thank you… Read more
Oh no, it's OK! This second comment made me laugh so hard! Read more
I'm sorry; the phrasing got all goofy up there! Read more
Sharing an extremely thoughtful response from the writer, who commented in a reply downthread and I don't want it to get lost in the pile. The writer specifically addresses some of the critiques some of you brought up. Thanks! Read more
I used to do my hair like that. "I called post-modern Farrah Fawcett." I deserve your scorn. Read more
AMEN. Read more
I should really parlay my Vodka skills into a lucrative career. Read more
YES!!!! That was hilarious. Read more
Do you see it too? Oh for a second I that was just one of those targeted ads they tailor for people individually because pretty much every ad I see everywhere online is for Vodka. Or some kind of alcohol abuse treatment center. Good to know we all got Vodka this time! Read more
No, Mr. President, look, "knotting" isn't about macrame. Here, let me show you this thing on Tumblr.... Read more
These articles make me realize that we need a ghost story blog. One that is run by Mark. A ghost story/weird sex blog. Most successful Internet venture ever. Read more
Well, I am pulling for you and thanks for the email earlier. Hugs. Read more
Are you feeling better this week? Or are you still sick? Read more