Obligatory off-topic comment about how much I love your commenter name. Read more

Obligatory off-topic comment about how much I love your commenter name. Read more
No one is trying pass this off as journalism, except nuts like you. Read more
THANK YOU. Read more
In 2013, they said he was "days away" from dying. DAYS AWAY. Apparently, Death showed up at his house. Burt sat down and poured Death a stiff drink and started telling him how this reminded him of the time he auditioned for John Boorman in 1970, when he was casting for Deliverance. It must be a great story, because… Read more
The fucker was taunting me. TAUNTING. When I would swat at it, it would fly away and then fly right back and land on what I was swatting it with. Like "hahahah, no girl. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME." Read more
THIS COMMENT IS EVERYTHING THANK YOU. Read more
I love you too! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE CORGI PUPPIES. Read more
Yes, the vacuum cleaner is what worked in the end. I sprayed lavender Febreeze air freshener right in that fucker's face and it was like "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? BRING IT ON, MAMMAL." Read more
Ok goodbye! Read more
I now also have a "benevolent overlords" folder thanks to you and this comment. Read more
I'm on it! Read more
I love you! Read more
Dat waddle. <3 Read more
PEE / POO CATCHER. Best thing I have read in a comment ever. Read more
This point is often made when we address topics such as this. The "you don't like it, leave it" argument. You can't criticize or question anything without someone telling people to shut up and stop using it. I would offer this—I like Google a lot. As a user I think I have a right to offer them feedback or question… Read more
Right? It left me speechless, for lack of a better word. Of course, we are all thankful this guy was arrested. But the rest of it—just. WAT. GOOGLE. WAT? Read more
This is a pretty good summation of my feels on this as well. I'm genuinely interested to see what people here have to say about this. Read more
YES. YES. WE ALL NEED THIS. Read more
YES. Read more