Sure, but not one that you can wear around your neck in a purrrrrrtie way! Read more
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It's not supposed to be a dildo, just a vibrator. I think vibrators of any size can work, at least on me. Read more
Oh noooooooes! Does that mean I'm supposed to stop fucking until I'm 42? THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING. Read more
I am Austro-Hungarian. Let's be best friends! Read more
I thought the same thing at first. That was a rough few seconds, for sure. Read more
I should really write a Why Can't We Not Google When People Tell Us "Don't Google' Post. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HEED THE WARNING! Read more
I like this distraction tactic! Like, oops I left a dumb comment so lemme leave ANOTHER comment to throw people off the first one. If it were me, I would have ranted about Obamacare and threw in a nip-slip gif for good measure. Read more
Hahahahaahaaaaaaa Read more
I probably will have to have plastic surgery at some point in my life as a result of a "piñata party gone wrong." Read more
Google Image search needs to have a warning process for shit like that. You click search and if the results are completely disgusting, a message pops up that says "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS ONE? BECAUSE THERE IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT HERE." And then you can decide if you want to proceed. Read more
Thank you my darling Gella! Read more
If you think there is a commenter that needs to be banned or dismissed, email the editors at tips@jezebel.com. But please include a link to their Kinja profile page (click on their name to take you there) so they know specifically who you are talking about. Read more
Don't get your feathers ruffled over it. I just don't want to duck the issue. Read more
Because I have decided he is Gentle Ben and that's that. Read more
"NO SERIOUSLY, BEAR. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!" Read more
Ugh, your comment is so unbearable! Read more
So we're gonna talk about Zayn Malik's hair and not mention that shirt. OK. Read more
She *threw* a few tomatoes. Sorry, my Vodka hangover is kicking my ass today. Read more
Wait a minute. Why can't you do the butt stuff if you're married? I thought the butt was especially for marriage. Because it's special. Is the Bible totally against the butt? I had no idea! Read more
Oh my god, you just described Rachel Ray perfectly. I watch her show (unapologetic Food Network addict here) and yesterday, I think, she was making some insane cheese pasta concoction which was just oozing with goopy cheese. She through a few tomatoes in it and said something like "it's good to get your family to eat… Read more