"So one time, I was Bob's house. We were hanging out, licking ourselves, giving humans dirty looks who tried to pet us, flicking our tails—you know, typical boys night out. Then, out of the blue comes this puppy, just bailing around the corner. I start to freak out, but you'll never guess what Bob does! It's so funny,… Read more
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That's the best screencap from any news story ever. Read more
GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT. Thank you. Read more
BINGO. Read more
Is that not the most important question of all time in society? "Do they have nachos?" Read more
You guys know he would totally go for nachos. He's definitely a nacho guy. Read more
True Story: Having a naked, drug-induced police chase is totally on my bucket list. (CAME SO CLOSE IN DAYTONA 1994, MAN!) Read more
And gloves made of Lincoln Logs? Read more
I'm sorry BebeLush, but I really feel compelled to disagree with this type of comment. I can't stand this girl for a lot of reasons. She absolutely makes me sick to my stomach. Her actions are indefensible. But no woman (or man!!!!), no matter their political, social or religious views deserves to have people calling… Read more
No, the script Universal optioned is not a rehash of "Bosom Buddies." It's titled the same as a sitcom that was out last year which was. Read more
It was a mistake! My brain is still on fire from snakes in a toilet. Read more
Yes, she is the same artist. I mentioned the project in the first paragraph and the link goes back that article if you want to check it out. Thanks! Read more
Thank you Zabella; let me update. Read more
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. Thank you for sharing your story, Vbunny. Read more
True story; I once got banned on Jezebel for using all caps like this in a comment. It was an automatic thing that would get you zapped, no question. What can I say, I like using all caps! Funny how times have changed, isn't it? Read more
AND FILLED WITH SNAKES. Read more
Join fight for a #toiletsnakefreeamerica, Zap. You deserve to not be terrified where you go number two. Read more
"A MONGOOSE FOR EVERY BATHROOM"