I feel like we're really glossing over this tho "an experiment to teach dolphins to speak English." Read more
Night Editor
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When I read this headline, I didn't put 2 & 2 together re: the actual sex. So I thought you were just referring to her as "fucking Lindsay Lohan." As in"I'm so sick of that fucking Lindsay Lohan." I was like DAMN, MARK. DAMN. Read more
Both of y'all need to just bow down to crepes. For real. Read more
PLEASE guys please, please keep in mind I do not work during the days, so I don't see these comments until the evening.
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Already zapped it looks like. And guys please, please keep in mind I do not work during the days, so I don't see these comments until the evening. IF YOU SEE SPAM OR CRAZY VILE TROLL COMMENTS PLEASE EMAIL TIPS@JEZEBEL.COM. Read more
Issues with dipshits, yes. Absolutely. Good call. Read more
Oh fuck off twice, please. Read more
Thanks for the clarification on your comment, Sam! Read more
Oh, this point about a popular media outlet using terrible language to describe a trans person is "pointless" because you deemed it so? OH GOOD!!!OH BLESS YOU, WHITE MAN WHO HAS DICTATED WE SHOULD ALL "MOVE ALONG" NOW. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FIGURING OUT WHEN US SIMPLE FOLK SHOULD GET OVER OUR OUTRAGE!!!!… Read more
OMG fuck yourself twice you MRA clown. Read more
It's all good, Kenny. Seriously, these posts bring out the worst "BUT I JUST WANT TO HAVE A DISCUSSION" kind of argumentative nitwits. You're not the only one who is dog tired of prejudice being veiled as a "desire to have a conversation." It's phony bullshit. Have a Lime-A-Rita on me and go to bed. Read more
You're a phony, dude. Everyone can tell. Read more
Do I really think you are pedantic? You're the poster child for nitpicky nonsensical pedantic bullshit on blogs like this. You win the Pedantic Unnecessary Bullshit in Classic Misdirection title for 2014. Here is your award. I hope you frame it and display it proudly. *wipes tears away, voice cracking* We're' all so…
If that's your pedantic little nitpick to excuse this shit, then I legitimately feel sorry for you. Some people have to argue to any point just to fucking argue. For real. The trans community has been nitpicked enough. Please just stop. STAHP. Thanks. Read more
I had to personally do a lot of self re-education on the issue. It was only hard in the sense that I had to let go of my what I was familiar and comfortable with. That's it. GLAAD and other groups break it down in very simple ways for people to understand, if you have an open mind. Read more
Well, I think there's an equal number of people hating on this and loving the TFIOS as there hating on TFIOS and loving this, so I don't really know how to answer this question. I read all the comments on both and I don't see what you're trying to say. Short answer—it's the Internet and everyone either irrationally… Read more
Excuse me, but that is really very unfair, I'm sorry. The lede very clearly says "open-pit toilet." Please don't forget that we have character limits on headlines and we cannot always be 100 percent accurately descriptive. Sometimes a headline has get a complex idea across in a very limited space. (Knowing that I… Read more
Marry me. Read more