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Night Editor
nighteditor
Your joke is making me laugh (50 humor points to House MissGenX). But it also serves to bring up a great point—ANYTHING can be sexualized. OMG. That's why these types of bans are so dumb. Ban leggings. Ban mini-skirts. Ban tight-jeans. My boyfriend thinks I look sexy in baggy sweats and old t-shirts. So let's ban… Read more
I'm disappointed that we think it's OK to not be surprised that this happens. The defense of "well this happens all the time" is, frankly, gross and ridiculous and it's one I'm so so so so so so SO tired of seeing down in these comments or in other places. (I don't mean to say that's what I think you're doing!) But… Read more
You may not believe this, but I jumped on this story because I was like "I am doing this to see if that commenter will show up with the Maleficent wing gif." It's true. Read more
I'm giving this thread all of the things. "Where does she get that lipstick" hahahahaha. Read more
Captain of the NYC Oompa Loompa League. Read more
That was my first thought, too. You have to carry around a big old purse for this. How is that practical at a club or bar? Read more
A canned dress and flip flops. Read more
"Sex Strut?" Read more
I don't see any depictions of people at Senor Ole's 2 for 1 night, but other than that, this seems to be a very good scientific representation of the issue at hand. Read more
I assume it's because if your diet consists of nothing but a fuckton of tequila, you will die. And then your skeleton will be nice and skinny and stuff. Read more
DAMN! You're right—that was my jam too. That's Time's mistake (LET US DRIVE THEM TO THE STREETS WITH OUR PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES), but I will add a little correction there. Thank you, Kepster!!!! Read more
Uh-oh. Those wines sound a little too European socialist for my taste. Read more
Are we in for this? Group watch party for the premiere? I bring the pizza and you bring the American flag. Read more
Stop making laws to restrict access to abortion. Stop putting arbitrary limitations/guidelines on what clinics set up to provide abortions can or cannot do simply to appease some fringe voting faction right-wing politicians are pandering to. Stop passing laws that prohibit clinics from operating in places that need… Read more
My Grandma's had one for years, it seems.
If you were being honest tho, that David Hasselhof story is way better than your kid being born. Come on. Read more
I'M GOING ALL IN WITH VODKA, YOU GUIZE. TEAM VODKA!!!! Read more
You weren't lying about this. I'm proud of you for following through. Read more