YES. COCAINE IS BACK. THAT'S AWESOME I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW AND WE CAN GO TO THE LIBRARY TOGETHER AND READ ABOUT WAYS WE CAN BE BETTER FRIENDS RIGHT NOW I AM GOING OVER TO MY COUSIN'S FRIEND'S EX-WIFE'S HOUSE BECAUSE MY OTHER FRIEND TOLD… Read more
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JINX!!! Read more
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WHOA WHOA WHOA, lady. This is On Demand? Shit, now I have to navigate through Time Warner's utterly shitty and useless On Demand fucking menus to find this thing. Read more
WHOA COOL!!!! Did you guys dance or were you too busy with work to take a cha-cha/disco break? Read more
HE LOOKED LIKE A GOD. #landoforlife Read more
I had two versions of that shirt. It really did look cool. Read more
I love you too, raptorspectacular! Read more
I actually thought it was holding aspirin between your legs. Read more
Sick, heathen bastards do it, Beatrix. The kind your parents warned you about. Read more
But if this business with all the lead in products persists, I worry could serious threaten my side career as a professional belt-licker. Does no one think of the the working class? Read more
They "age well"? Oh. Dude. They age well. What—like cheese? Read more
See. And you guys laughed at me for knitting all my own clothes and accessories out of cat hair I stole from my neighbor. WHO IS CRAZY NOW? Read more
Yup. Never tell Minnie what colors are "in" or "out" this season. Read more
Yes, in the Army apparently that's how it works now. Read more
I know some people who majored in Ignorance is Bliss at that school! They have an excellent Head Stuck in Sand team! Read more
She comes off a little out of touch to me. And not even in the "I'm on drugs and I just have no idea what the hell is going on around me" sort of way. I think she's very bright. But in this, it's almost like she's putting on an air of aloofness that doesn't quite work, maybe? It's like she thinks she's above all of… Read more
Agreed! Read more
Patty O'Weiner is amazing. Read more