Well, maybe I should put it up to a vote or something. I don't mean to come off as a harsh blogging despot. Read more
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My reaction to this involves flipping several tables then setting all the fucking things on fire. UGH. Read more
DEFINITELY BOTH. Read more
SEZ YOU. I actually am a three-time world Vodka champion, so that speaks for itself. Other than Vodka, I'd say my talents are probably lying to the cops, check fraud and posing on the Internet as celebrities/wealthy African princes. Read more
Yeah, just like Rocky! Read more
Yeah, I'm just going to use for when I "travel" to the gym. Sometimes I go to they gym to drink. That membership was expensive; I'm trying to get my money's worth. Read more
HOOK 'EM HORNS!
I have worked a few news outlets, mostly print newspapers (the worst offenders) with FB pages. I made my family and friends swear a blood oath to never ever ever go near them. I told them if they dared cross over and engage one of our nutty FB commenters, then I would have to fully disavow them and they would be… Read more
They're bad, but they still might be a close second to people who comment on the FB pages for crappy food/restaurant companies like Logan's Steakhouse and stuff like that. If you write a message on the wall of a steakhouse's FB page, you should be required by law to have a mental health evaluation. Read more
The are literally worse than Dante's final circle of hell. Read more
Thanks for reaching out to us! Good luck and please keep me posted with what's going on at the school. You can reach out at tips@jezebel.com anytime with updates. Read more
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Yes, and you can always always call me Burt. This is weird/crazy, but people in my non-Jez life now call me Burt. So I'm stuck with it, which is great because I love it.
It would be nice if you reminded people to tip their waiters/waitresses, too. Read more
OH BLERGH. I was just talking about this in a g-chat, too. Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU and I love Carol Burnett, too! Read more
And there it is. There is the Friends joke. My work here is done. Read more
I know! The wiggle = the squeeeeeee! Read more
I want to grab her little cheeks and smush her face and kiss her. She is so damn cute. Read more
I was going to comment on how this is pretty much exactly like every conversation my mother and I ever had during my teen years. Except I think the little girl has a better grasp on reality than I did at 15. Read more
I really expected a Jennifer Aniston joke out of you here, but I'll take this. Read more
Seems to me she was gas-lighted, too. Not trying to excuse her or offer her too much pity. But what a straight-up mind fuck. Damn. Read more