That's how we spelled it! Rubix Cube! Read more
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Absolutely not. Not in my world. Read more
Please speak more of this "Taco Bell" wedding and/or direct me to a related Pinterest page because I must have this in my life! Read more
Yes, I know. I also know not everyone has that fancy cable package with all the multiple HBO channels. Some people just have the one HBO channel. THE POORS. LETS BLAME THE POORS NOW. Read more
If you have digital cable with the fancy package, yes. Some people only have the one HBO. THEY LIVE LIKE PEASANTS. Read more
...when will *we be able to get a look... Read more
It's probably because most of them are using passwords/logins from other people (parents, friends, etc.). Also, a lot of people used HBO Go because they wanted to watch it when it came on the East Coast, instead of waiting for it to air on the West Coast. Read more
And when will be able to get a look at these "dance along" Beyonce videos? Because that sounds awesome. Read more
8 million billion points for that reference, my friend. Read more
We were going to run it tomorrow, but I changed my mind. :P Read more
Please. You people are lucky I'm still sober enough to even tell this is a puppy. Read more
That's OK; I filled up on tapas earlier with Ryan Gosling. Read more
James Franco and I called it off a few months ago. It was very hard on me, but he is just WAY too wrapped up in his art right now. Read more
Well, we still hang sometimes. He's more like a friend with benefits, but not anyone I would get serious about. Read more
Well. I guess that's fair considering I am married to Daniel Craig and I sometimes cheat on them with Idris Elba and Channing Tatum. Read more
He's a good boyfriend, too. I just called him and asked if he would come over and fix the wobbly side view mirror on my car. He said he could do it but not until later tonight. Then I said well if you're going to come over later tonight instead of now, maybe you could bring dinner. He said he was planning on eating… Read more
No, I wasn't being snarky or condescending at all! I was really enjoying our interaction and your enthusiasm. I'm from the South and we say "honey" to everything and everyone. Sorry that you read into all that wrong, but I really was just being overly familiar and silly with you. Not snarky or consdescending all! Read more
No, no, no, no—do your research, dammit. That white stuff is all the evil spirits sucked up out of your body. See they live inside your belly and they make you sick by poisoning you with their evil magic spells. They get inside there from when you listen to the rock music. That's how it works. There's is another way… Read more
Standing in the shower for 45 minutes, imagining I am on a tropical island showering in one of those sexy outdoor beach shower things with Ralph Fiennes or Cumberbatch or Eddie Cibrian or this guy I saw in a Taco Bueno commercial once. Have no idea who he is. Very, very hot tho. Read more
You guys. I'm really liking (??????) the new MySpace. I can't believe I even just wrote that. WHO IS THIS? WHO AM I RIGHT NOW. Read more