No, of course not! Read more
Night Editor
nighteditor
Yeah. Except mine would be covered with pictures of Channing Tatum and Johnny Depp from 1988, so that would probably give it a little more build up. Read more
August 4, 1997 Skynet goes online. It begins to learn at a geometric rate. Read more
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE NATHAN FILLION WITH A KITTEN
Honey, I'm not in charge of the policies, but I loooooove that you think a lowly gal like me would have any sort of say in all that. Seriously boo, if they want me to put pictures of flying saucers at the end of each sentence, I would do it. Gotta make them happy, one way or the other. I feel you, but "dems da breaks"… Read more
Honey, he never made the Rocket Cat weapon. He just wrote about it. I think the cats were fine. Except they were cats in the 1500s and they probably lived a shitty life anyway, much like every other living thing that was alive in the 1500s. Read more
Yeah, we just moved and I can't find the hot sauce. But the Sriracha is readily available because my boyfriend transported to the new place it like it was his first born child. He can readily access the Sriracha but he hasn't been able to find clean underwear for three days. Moving is fun. Read more
Get a glass with some ice. Pour a fuckton of Vodka into the glass. Get some spicy bloody mary mix. Put some Sriracha in it. Add pepper and lime. Grab a handful leaves of fresh basil and stuff them in the top, so it looks like a fucking tree is growing out of your glass. Drink that shit and get drunk. Boom.… Read more
Done. I will pay you half a chicken mcnugget meal and this old sock I found when I moved that doesn't seem to match with any of my other socks. It may not be my sock. I don't know. But it's yours if you take the job. Read more
I actually have some Absolut which I thought was Popov or something like that. It really doesn't matter to me though. Vodka is Vodka is Vodka, and I love it no matter what. Read more
I just made a Bloody Mary with Sriracha and BASIL, you guys. Let's do this. Get on with your bad selves.
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OMG I have no idea if that actually exists, but we need to make it happen. For real. Read more
When he put the cards on his shirt, I lost it, laughing like a madman. Read more
I HAVE A BOTTLE OF INSANELY CHEAP VODKA AS WELL. I am going to practice right now by drinking some Vodka. See if you can beat me—I'M ALREADY IN TRAINING. HA! Read more
I AM GOING TO KICK SO MUCH ASS AT THIS GAME NOW! Some other commenters have already suggested Vodka War and Strip Water Battleship War (this sounds a little NSFW, I have to warn you ahead of time.) Read more
Naked Vodka Strip War. BOOM. LET'S DO THIS. Read more
THIS IS A PLAN. FOR REAL. LET'S DO THIS. I WILL WIN. I WILL BEAT YOU ALL. Read more
Yo, why the hostility, boo? I'm up and watching and commenting and having a blast with y'all, cracking the jokes (at my own expense, mind you.) Jeez louise, man! Lighten it up a bit! Read more
No, I've played war, but I've never heard of it played where you get water thrown on you. I'm with the commenter who says we should switch the game to using Vodka and instead of throwing it we should drink it. Yay Vodka. Read more
I've played War, but I've never played it where people dump water on you if you lose. And I didn't watch him when he was on the other time slot because 1)it was way to late for me and 2) I didn't have a job where I had to walk talk shows. Read more