Spencer Pratt, one of the primary architects of the Post-Dignity Era, has been banned from appearing on "Famous…

Spencer Pratt, one of the primary architects of the Post-Dignity Era, has been banned from appearing on "Famous…

Another weekend for the record books. Hang out here and chatter the evening away, but before you do that, remember…
Porto, Portugal, May 8: FC Porto's Radamel Falcao, from Colombia,heads the ball past Pacos de Ferreira's Wanderson…
America's collective jubilation over the death of the leader of al Qaeda has evolved into fascination with the men (a…
Oh, god, is he getting his gym bag? Is he making a protein shake?
Cedar Falls, Iowa: May 7: First lady Michelle Obama gives the commencement address at the University of Northern…
This is not some kind of Team Six "raid the compound" superspy code; it's a real problem.
When I first read about "Tiger Mother" Amy Chua and the pressure she put on her offspring, I felt a glimmer of…
Seoul, South Korea, May 8: South Korean Buddhists carry lanterns during a lantern festival to celebrate the birthday…

America is facing a crisis of unparalleled proportions: the asses of our little girls are not sufficiently toned.…
An Arizona State University survey found that 1 in 6 women would rather be blind than obese. Obesity is, generally…
Tamara Soreeoo of Austin, Texas, wears her game face under her thoroughbred hat, called "Lavender Flapjack," is…
A new website purports to tattle on those cheapskates who don't understand that 15% is a standard tip, my fucking…
Ultra Orthodox Hasidic newspaper Der Tzitung is telling its readers like it isn't- by editing Secretary of State…

I know how you feel, dog. I just read that the stars of Jersey Shore are getting paid $100,000 per episode for the…
The cast of Jersey Shore's trip to Italy has been delayed due to "logistical problems." It's hard to plan several…

Whoosh! That's the sound of another weekend passing by. Use this space to ponder your own mortality or talk about…
Ouch, my delicate sensibilities!
Yes, I said it. Babies will ruin your marriage. On purpose, probably. God, babies are the worst.*