Brace yourselves for drama camp-levels of feigned surprise. Turns out that the states most likely to support "family…
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Hey, happy Global Safe Abortion day, ya unoccupied babycaves! Now that you've celebrated, here's some news to take…
There are few things more embarrassing than being asked to hold someone else's baby only to have that baby…
Birds do it. Bees do it. Secretaries of State hearing UN pleas do it. Yesterday, a photographer caught Hillary…
Femininity expert and giant elderly fetus Todd Akin is moving his mouth parts and making awful sounds again. This…
Have you ever wondered how a Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan makeout session would look? Wonder no more. Warning: can't be unseen. Read more
Olympic gold medalist and soon-to-be 30 Rock "sex idiot" Ryan Lochte has captured America's imagination with his…
Former President Bill Clinton has successfully engineered a partnership that has resulted in cutting the cost of…
During Ann Romney's appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, the aspirant First Lady wore what can only be…
So here's some good news about the ongoing battle over Reddit's Creepshots forum: it seems that the teacher who was…
For a trendpiece on how social media is killing the college bar, the New York Times headed upstate to prep…
By this point, science has established over and over again that if you've got a vagina and you watch football,…
There's a new front in the drug war: the female scalp. Yes, intrepid ladies are now sneaking yayo into the country…
Hey, here's a thing that I hope my neighbors aren't doing! Moved by Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan's proud…
Culturally, America's attitude toward women and sex is pretty screwed up (no pun intended). Society tells us that…
Now that voters are losing confidence in Mitt Romney the Brilliant Businessman and Mitt Romney the Tough Statesman,…
A Michigan town is warming the heart-cockles of light news readers everywhere today, as the citizenry of Saginaw…
How much do you want to bet that Claire McCaskill is crossing all of her crossable phalanges right now? Her Missouri…
Cheerleaders at one Texas high school have fought tooth, nail, and poms to hold signs containing scripture verses at…