Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years,…
Erin Gloria Ryan
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She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!… Read more
Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.
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She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What…
Ooooo I hope their estates sue. That would be so much fun to watch. Read more
Oh for fucks sake, Gwynneth! Read more
Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid. Read more
BAN WHITE PEOPLE Read more
Spot on.
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“Disney villain” is the best possible description. His kids can never watch Tarzan without seeing the villain and thinking “Oh, shit. That’s dad.” Read more
I am 99% that my ex and his dad hunt(ed?) with this guy every year. I feel gross to be even remotely associated with someone like this. Read more
I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED. Read more
This piece of shit is a poacher. This wasn’t a sanctioned hunt. He paid bribes to bag this lion. And he’s paid fines before for poaching. He doesn’t give A FUCK. How he hasn’t been jailed and why he was ever allowed to keep a trophy, I just don’t understand.
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Let him figure out the logistics of protecting the lives he’s responsible for after he exposed his nauseating cruelty. He opened this door and sympathy is notttt walking through it. Read more
I would not hesitate to kick this motherfucker square in the fucking balls. What a piece of shit.
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What a fucking piece of shit. I will never understand people who hunt purely for sport. Such a callous bastard. Read more