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Erin Gloria Ryan
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Amy Schumer kills it as Sonja (with a J!) and I love that Judd Apatow is playing the Countess as if she is my old Jewish uncle from New York, Milton. Read more

Well it’s not the dog’s fault. Biden was the one who chose "sausage" as the safeword.
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My dad had a similar incident with his cat. He went to kiss her and she bit his lip. He had a big old bite on his lip for a week or so. Joe Biden, just like my dad!! Read more

I didn’t actually want to know the real story. I like to imagine he got into a bar fight. Read more

you explicitly imputing outrage to this post is like either of us explicitly imputing anything in particular to the people who kept drinking, which is to say: it’d be dumb Read more

There are easier ways to get out of paying your bar tab, jeez. Read more

To be fair if I’m witness to someone taking their own life and there is alcohol available, there is a very good chance I will drink enough to educe a Gob Bluth style forget me now. Read more

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Hey, if I’m paying 95 dollars for a Guacamole platter, that shit’s getting finished even if it’s me jumping. Read more

I mean, $95 of guac, serving the conservative figure of 12 people, is only eight bucks a person. Read more

riley curry is both an argument for and against having kids. how could you not want to be around that ball of energy and sunshine and joy and general awesome-ness all the time! but also, what if you have a boring kid that’s not riley curry? devo. Read more