On Monday, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert announced they had filed for divorce. That’s a Tammy Wynette song. On…

On Monday, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert announced they had filed for divorce. That’s a Tammy Wynette song. On…
You know that RHONY Has become completely unhinged when Countess Luann is the sane, reasonable one. Read more
Amy Schumer kills it as Sonja (with a J!) and I love that Judd Apatow is playing the Countess as if she is my old Jewish uncle from New York, Milton. Read more
Well it’s not the dog’s fault. Biden was the one who chose "sausage" as the safeword.
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My dad had a similar incident with his cat. He went to kiss her and she bit his lip. He had a big old bite on his lip for a week or so. Joe Biden, just like my dad!! Read more
I didn’t actually want to know the real story. I like to imagine he got into a bar fight. Read more
Boy, talk about Champing at the bit. Read more
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Monday night’s Men Tell All episode of The Bachelorette, when Kaitlyn’s rejects come back to pretend they still care…
you explicitly imputing outrage to this post is like either of us explicitly imputing anything in particular to the people who kept drinking, which is to say: it’d be dumb Read more
Hey, if I’m paying 95 dollars for a Guacamole platter, that shit’s getting finished even if it’s me jumping. Read more
Now that the world has begun spinning again after screeching to a halt with the news of Blake Shelton and Miranda…
I am adamantly anti-romper, but do you think they make that one in my size? Read more
riley curry is both an argument for and against having kids. how could you not want to be around that ball of energy and sunshine and joy and general awesome-ness all the time! but also, what if you have a boring kid that’s not riley curry? devo. Read more
how can this man not tell that i love the baby Read more