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Erin Gloria Ryan
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After that horrible Daredevil movie they made, they should be forced to stay together forever. Or at least until I can forget that I ever saw it. Read more

Ann Coulter is a dreadful person, but she gets to have personal space boundaries just like everyone else does. There’s a lot of pressure on people, especially women, to accept touching they don’t like, and I think that feeds into a lot of our cultural problems. Read more

Meh. I hate to stand up for Coulter, because she is the ultimate troll, but as a non-hugger myself the fewer strangers I have to hug, the better. I say that as a dirty old legal immigrant myself. Don’t touch me and I won’t touch you. Can’t say I’ll stand with Coulter, but on this one I cannot blame her. Read more

Yeah but I feel much more empowered in my thong. Panty lines are so disempowering. Read more

Yup. That’s why Miranda Lambert is the best thing to come out of “country” music in a long fuckin’ while. Read more

if country music is a salad, men are the lettuce and women are just tomatoes. Read more

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Wait, women are the tomatoes and men are the lettuce? So men are the bland, featureless filler that makes up most of the salad, while women are the tasty stuff that I actually want? Read more

Sorry dude. Of the country music I ever listen to about 99% of the artists I like are female. Male artists are usually shit like Toby Keith.
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What does “major” political campaign mean? Does it mean federal office? Governorship? Without that information, this could literally be any political campaign that occurred in 2008. Read more

Huh... given that I could see any campaign try to cover it up if they felt the perp was “essential” to the campaign, I really don’t have any solid guesses as to which campaign it could be. Read more

Thank you so much for this read. Probably in my top 10 list of things I’ve read on Jezebel.

I LOVE spelling bees - I didn’t go too far in my school but I love watching the national spelling bee. I love seeing kids shine that often don’t always get the chance to do so. It’s high energy, high stakes and I usually cry Read more