Erin Gloria Ryan's saved articles

I did not refer to Wiccans as Satanists. I said perhaps the Satanists and their campaign of trolling were inspiring people in OTHER religions to do their own trolling. I.e., they are two totally different things. Read more

I saw someone say she looks like a Gelfling now, and... I can’t un-see the comparison.

I like the domesday sentiment of the pregnant and dumped headline as if Kim and Kylie are plebs like the rest of us. When the dads in question are Kanye and Tyga, and the Kardashians have millions, I think it's probably a positive thing. Read more

Farrah Abraham took a photo with a meatball. Read more

Kim has only one expression these days, and it’s the “I can’t smile or my face will crack” look.

Grade: F (Your dystopian YA book FUTURE TEENS! is ranked #4,322,829,492 on Amazon) Read more

Also, thanks, I’ll now be humming Heartbreaker through my 1:30 conference call. Damn you. Read more

THE CROISSANT Read more

I have a ton of 90’s affection left over for Mandy Moore and I support her 100%. Get that green shit girl! Read more

Bobby this was so fucking funny! “Schindler’s Bike” made me spit out my tea. Read more

“Kim doesn’t give a single fuck if Rob dies.”

In Justin Bieber's roast, a guy named Chris D'Elia (Who? Oh. Him. Why does he keep getting cast in things? He seems terrible!) helped Bieber carry the cross (the burden of being a douchebag) ... At the end they hugged, but I really wanted them to kiss like Judas and Jesus.

Bieber will rise again

Also, star this comment if you went to Catholic school and still remember how much fucking time you'd be spending in chapel this week. Read more

As a values-based company, Darden deplores any mistreatment of workers. We agree, the Associated Press story reported on appalling conditions that no one should have to experience. That's why Darden maintains a Supplier Code of Conduct, which outlines our expectations in areas such as legal compliance; ethical… Read more