I had to stop when you referred to your vagina as a salted wound. Water alllllll over the monitor. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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I want to know who is responsible for song #2's review because that person is seriously my kindred spirit. Read more
Kudos, ladies. You're all awesome. Rock on. Read more
Do you work from home? Read more
I think they already like sex Read more
He's not "The Boss" of me! Read more
yeah, I mean.....you do 'gotta love bruce' but you also gotta NEVER SAY THAT PHRASE OUT LOUD Read more
Because it sounds like it could be from 'American Psycho'. Read more
That's understandable, and I don't think any criticism of the book has anything to do with women finding their sexual awakening. It's just that BDSM is portrayed so badly in these books that there's no way it can be considered an accurate representation. Read more
YES.
Especially this: It's bad. It's a bad book about bad people written badly. It glorifies the sort of domineering masculine violence that lands women outside of James's jill off fantasyland in the hospital, in domestic violence shelters. Perhaps most unrealistically, its male protagonist is a 27-year-old man living… Read more
Erin, you're a hero. While reading these (and yes, I hate read them the same way I hate read Twilight) the phrase "In mental tatters" is so apt it's basically poetry. Read more
I wish I had the excuse that I was sick when I read all these books over a period of a week. But no, I just consumed them like a big bag of dollar store candy. It makes you feel ill and ashamed but you can't stop. Read more
As I told my friend the other day, if at the end of the day this book helped women discover their sexuality and demand more in the bedroom, I have no problem with it. So the writing was horrendous, the acting looks equally horrendous but I know so many women who were content with "vanilla" sex and were scared to ask… Read more
And the weirdest thing about it all is how many Twilight fic writers pulled their fic and to "rework" it with find/replace names before this mess hit the big time! Pretty sure there were a group of them that created a self-publishing company to do it with, too. So fucking weird. Never been a fandom where filing the… Read more
Anastasia refers to her ass as her "behind," her vagina as her "sex." Her juvenile exclamations of "Jeez!" and "Oh, my!" and "Hmmm" are interspersed with the least specific descriptions of Christian Grey—the guy who threatens to beat her up for mouthing off or misbehaving—as the hottest man in the history of… Read more
Erin, you have saved my life. This morning I realised that, to be able to properly make fun of Seven Shades of Shit, I was going to have to read it. Read more