morninggloria
Erin Gloria Ryan
morninggloria

Good work, guys. This was beautiful. My god, people are absolute morons.

Who woulda thought so many white people would connect and sympathize w/ a soldier who shoots PoC/plays god. Read more

Of course they are upset, American Sniper is white people's Selma Read more

I assumed these are all your second choices because your first was obviously Paul Newman.

What was really annoying was the fake way they kept calling each other "Baby" on the phone in the ads. Read more

I'm going to go with Gene Kelly and John Wilkes Booth.

EXCUSE ME, I WAS ASSURED HE'D BE FULLY REANIMATED AND CLOTHED IN FRESH FLESH Read more

What about alive guys we'd have sex with if they were dead? Read more

Politics aside you know you would too.

The dude she ran against for her House seat actually questioned her patriotism in the grand Republican fashion because she dared to be a Democrat (also see decorated veteran John Kerry and triple amputee Vietnam vet Max Cleland.) Read more

Duckworth is the best option here. Let's face it, in GOP districts these days you either get a strong Democrat who manages to appeal to the masses or you get some batshit Republican via the primaries who squeaks in via Democratic voter apathy and weak lame Democratic challenges. Read more

We still can't believe here in IL that the Dems couldn't put up a better candidate against him. Read more

What's next? "American Sniper has too many vowels in its title and causes global warming"? Read more

Sadly this is only the tip of the iceberg. The Chris Kyle groupies/fetishists are worse than the Bieber/Twihards/Brangealoonie/Aniston nutbags. And that is saying something. If you even hint that Chris Kyle wasn't American Hero #1 the screeching can be heard in outer space. Read more

This is a golden day for the Gawker Media network. Read more

The "we bow before your superior intellect" comment made me laugh out loud at the playground! Bahahaha! Read more

I lost it at the "transgender baby" part. Glorious. Read more