The first boy I ever kissed and my first "real" boyfriend broke up with me via AIM AWAY MESSAGE. He couldn't even be bothered to IM me himself and he put it up for everyone to see. The mid 2000s were a rough time to date. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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My best friend left the country to break up with someone. Not because he was crazy, she just didn't want to hurt his feelings so she joined a study abroad program (totally serious.)
I had another friend who kept acquiring animals every time one of her girlfriends broke up with her (four dogs, two cats, a rabbit and a… Read more
That clown story was wonderful! I laughed out loud at Starbucks and now the slack jawed yokels are looking at me like I am crazy. But it is worth it. Clowns. Read more
I assumed that the head of B613 would have a hefty retirement package, even if he only held office for a few weeks. After all, Papa Pope was said to be the real power behind the throne. You can't have a man like that roaming the land without a financial safety net. That makes him a liability. Read more
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Ugh, Scott Walker. Nothing brings out the aggressive-aggressive out of the normally passive-aggressive midwesterner like that guy. People always like to say that WI and MN are 'purple' states but it's only because bright blue and bright red are right next to each other. Read more
i was on that car this morning. it was pre-coffee and i almost touched it because i wasn't paying attention. a beautiful soul stopped me before it was too late. this city is going to kill me. Read more
Scott Walker is, inarguably, a piece of shit. But the people voting for him, many of them voting against their own interests? They are pieces of shit too. Read more
I'm spamming this link everywhere I can... Read more
During his initial campaign for governor, Walker made it clear that he wanted to outlaw abortion even as a life-saving measure. That's right. He thinks that women who are violently hemorrhaging because their pregnancy has gone hideously wrong should be forced by law to die. Because he is a piece of shit. Read more
You and me both, sister. Read more
He is the twin brother of Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With. Read more
Past him sounds like the absolute worst kind of asshole! "jeroboams"- really? Ugh... Read more
from what i can tell, past him is the worst and so is present him. Read more