Erin Gloria Ryan's saved articles

I think I can win this. Read more

Now you have to tell the story. Read more

i poop like 3 times a day. it's annoying. Read more

The best poop stories come from our HR people at work. We have had several poop artists at our company— they leave little presents in the hallways, or just completely defile a bathroom. I just got a call about one a couple days ago— they were finding little trails of tiny escaped poops, and then just a totally f'd up… Read more

The borscht butt incident. It involved an ulcerated colon, the most gut wrenching cramps and remains that looked like borscht. Read more

I have an abnormal poop schedule. Unless I'm eating fiber heavy cereal every morning, I usually poop 3-4 times a week. Like every day and a half. Don't know why. I try to go at work because I've clogged the toilet at my house multiple times. I'm not saying my poop is monstrously sized, just that my house toilets… Read more

I don't have a poop story. I'm commenting purely so that you can all laugh at my British discomfort at the idea of sharing a poop story. Or reading a poop story. Or generally acknowledging that poop is a thing that happens. Read more

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep. Read more

Unfortunately it does happen.

I don't know what's worse, the Ray Rice jersey or the two guy selfie.

Look Erin, there's two sides to every story. Yeah, these guys are clearly showing support for a terrible man, but on the other hand, now every woman should know to avoid them. You shouldn't judge! Read more

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here. Read more

This article was my personal fav from that issue: Read more

"...why I grieve, but why I don't despair..." Read more

Money and awareness are so important to combating domestic violence in this country. This is a huge step towards acknowledging that. Very few high profile organizations take a stand on DV and I'll root for the Colts over this. As long as they're not playing against the Giants. Read more

Based on Deadspin's list the other day, Eric Walden has been, though he was a Packer at the time. No other current players, or players who were on the Colts at the time of their crime, have been charged. Read more

Super happy to be a Colts fan right now! It's not surprising, though, since Jim Irsay's three daughters are running the organization while their dad serves his suspension. See what happens when you let THE WOMENZ rule? Read more

I wanted to post a shade gif, but apparently Kinja is broken right now.

If you mean a hairy gay man, no. Read more