Erin Gloria Ryan's saved articles

One of the hottest things in my life was when my long term partner ran into her ex in New York about six years ago. She was stuck in the states at an on site freelance job for about five months. He hit on her hard. She told him she'd fuck him but only if he called me up and let me listen in. (He had no idea it was an… Read more

Not sure how weird it is, but I recall the thing that short-circuited my tiny, little brain the most. I still start to breathe heavily when I think about it too long. My wife (girlfriend at the time) told me she was going upstairs to take a shower. She came back down buck naked and took the video camera and plugged… Read more

White gloves. Ex-lover was a cadet.

INSTRUMENTS. DANGER DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON.

and alcoholic comedians. Read more

that's hella weird to me, since i find german accents mostly a not-turn-on. Read more

There's an engineer in my office who I find EXTREMELY attractive, on a really primal level, and all sorts of things about him, which I normally wouldn't find appealing, make me want to drag him into a conference room and screw him on top of a table. He's slightly pigeon-toed, which I find adorable. I like how I can… Read more

Hyperarticulate political shop talk. I had my sexual awakening to The West Wing (Sam Seaborn and Jed Bartlet are my forever crushes) and later dated a speechwriter for about a year. He'd take me to his work parties and I'd get super turned on just listening to him network. I don't know, guys. Read more

lol seminal Read more

Fresh tobacco. I'm not a smoker. Read more

Fake German accents (I like real ones too). My ex used to do one for me, and I'd be like "No, seriously, take your pants off now...No, do you really have to stop talking like that during?!?!?" Read more

Priest collars. Don't judge me. The Thornbirds was really seminal (heh) in my life. Read more

It's Rich. I know it's Rich. haha (I actually don't know that it's Rich at all). Read more

ikr it actually sounds like what heaven will be like Read more

Dear Tracie aka Jeze Barbie,

I think Rob said it best. Read more

This is like Mad Libs in reverse. Read more

Oh, uh, okay. So he's angry that people are . . . blaming the perpetrator. Read more

this just brought on a wave of nostalgia , holy moly.

GOOD IDEA, BAD IDEA

We all make mistakes, and we all want to be understood, consoled and forgiven, but there's a double standard here, and it needs to be addressed.

punch. in. the face. Read more