morninggloria
Erin Gloria Ryan
morninggloria

Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the

I also can't get over the screencap from the "You could just get fat" discussion where he says he's just trying to advocate personal responsibility. Read more

Yet, nothing is done about sexual assault, short of blaming the "attacker," a guy who was likely as drunk as his "victim." [...] If drunk women who have sex are able to claim "rape," why aren't drunk men alleviated of responsibility for the poor decisions they make?

Nah, best of luck. Hopefully I can read your things at another place.

Tracie, you rock. Thanks for being the first Jez writer to respond to my mod-related email years ago when I first came on. I was a little intimidated to write you personally, but you were so funny and friendly back. It truly made me feel like I was part of the team. Thank you, Tracie. I'll miss you. Read more

well played, good bitch! It's been a pleasure. Enjoy the joust: I hope a knight throws you a carnation. Read more

Well hell, there went all my Friday happies. You will be missed. Read more

I love advice columns too! Dear Prudence, Friend Zone and Savage Love are my favorite. The first two because it seems like so many entitled assholes write in, and the second because of its topic alone! I tried to think of an asshole/entitled pun and couldn't. Read more

Yay, another advice column junkie! My top two are Thatz Not Okay and Dear Prudence. Prudie gives some terrible advice at times, but I still love her. Caity is just a treasure, but dammit, she needs to pay more attention to Thatz Not Okay. Read more

TIL that being a moderately (un?)attractive, male DOES have benefits. Suck on that, all you mens-rightists! Read more

One more: stop caring about nudity. Flaunt it! Accept it. Just like you know, catcalling is flattering and sexual harassment doesn't happen unless another white man is there to see it. So just stop caring and bask in the amazing attention. Read more

If a doctor or medical professional asks you to do it, nice try, Dr. Feelgood, but these clothes are staying on. Use your x-ray machine to diagnose skin cancer.