I thought I was prepared for those lyrics. I was not. Read more
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Not only rapey, but also very serial killer-y. Shudder. Read more
I'm rooting for you! Read more
ahaha i read that james franco story yesterday and immediately instagram directed him a ~tasteful~ (HA) picture of my tatas saying "22, and all yours baby" still no response -_- Read more
Today over at The Cut, they're featuring the first-hand account of a Hollywood personal assistant who has a lot of…
Sorry if I accidentally posted this a bunch of times, but it's not showing up ... True & Co. did pretty well for themselves too...
Also also, didn't he say last episode how they all kept in touch over the years, but in the finale, Robin basically dumps the group for what, 5 years? Read more
Yeah! Like, if she and Barney got divorced, it makes sense that she would grow apart from them all. But how were she and Lily hanging out drinking wine every 5 years as she would drunkenly confess more and more what a terribly atrocious babysitter she was if they literally never saw her except for random encounters… Read more
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I don't understand how he left mid-reception, but members of the band were also leaving. That makes no sense, unless Robin and Barney threw a way shittier wedding than I anticipated. That, and his not moving were annoying, but it wasn't that bad a finale. Bittersweet. But it was better than Dexter and Lost. The only… Read more
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It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending. Read more
A divorce. A maternal death. An array of terrible wigs. All of these tragedies and more capped off the nine-year-run…
After her breakup with John Mayer, Katy Perry got bangs (which is a commonly accepted human ritual that initiates…
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WooOOooOOOoOooooooOOoooo!!! Miranda Kerr was interviewed for British GQ and hinted that she MIGHT be open to one day…
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It's hard out there for a high-voiced guy, apparently. While it's never occurred to me to have a "type" when it came…
Caffeine? CAFFEINE?! You people had a world's worth of drugs and booze to vote from and you ended up choosing the…
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Edit: Midwestlez wife: "I just won the right to all your organs" Read more
ETA: my now-bowely-conscious-wife is shaking her head mumbling "i know those are your people but i cannot believe you told the jezzies...but i can, too." Read more
We dated for a year and a half after this. And got a dog. Read more