Or at least the most undeterred... Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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But on the other, pretending that there isn't an element of hypocrisy among pro-life lawmakers who will never personally have to worry about their own access to abortion ... and definitely will not have to worry about their theoretical daughters' access to abortion ...
This. I want to talk more about this. It's so… Read more
he's off on the numbers but he's right on the premise. Read more
Is he trolling? Sure. Read more
This hurts, people. We believed the Gordon-Moore marriage, it was brilliant, it was all we ever wanted from love and relationships. Finding out that they were unhappy like anybody else - that he was cheating like anybody else - was very painful. Celebrity marriages haven't looked the same since they split up. Read more
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You guys all see it, right?
Darl Dries. Read more
Oh $CHARACTERIZATION $PETNAME, I ache with longing for the merest glimpse of your $BODY_PART. Fly to me, my $INFANT_ANIMAL, and let us spend the entire $TIME_PERIOD celebrating our $KINK. Read more
I know this is crazy, but I don't think it is that terrible. I am the kind of person that legit forgets about everything. I have a hard time showing affection in person, so this would be nice to use with family members (like my Mom, as you said, or my very sweet sister-in-law, who is always sending me sweet messages).… Read more
My sister just texted me "Hi darl, thinking of your face," so thanks for this. Thanks very very much. Read more
The pre-programmed messages make me want this. My bf would totally appreciate that I am thinking of his "darl" face at random points in the day, like 3:15 am.
.....yet for $1.99, I could buy crackers from the vending machine and am not willing to spend hard earned cracker money on this app. Read more
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You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray. Read more
Boxer briefs, though. I mean damn. Read more
What if you are a woman who wear men's underwear? Or a gay woman? Or both? Then what? Read more
OHMYGOD, "Cocksman" is the most irritating word in the English language. It's worse than "Libary," "Irregardless," and "Feminazi." Hearing it makes my vagina slam shut like the prison door sound effect at the end of the Law & Order opening theme. Read more
Hmmm, he looks so familiar, was he in the Lego movie?
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Ironically, the diapers ALSO come with unlimited salad and breadsticks. Read more