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Reminds me of this:

The diaper aesthetic logo seems appropriate, since their food tastes like shit. Read more

Damnnn, all the ladies in the bachelor this year were insanely awsome and cool. Sharlene needs no words, Andi is totally fierce and Lucy and Kelly are hilarious. I don't think Juan Pablo is worse than the other bachelors. I think the female contestants this year were just so much better than usual that his shit became… Read more

What horrible things did Arizona ever do to deserve her? Read more

That would actually be kind of brilliant, now that you mention it. Ted just keeps telling his long-suffering kids the same stories, which they listen to because they love him and know he can't help forgetting that he's already told the stories before. Read more

ALL BOB SAGETS GO TO HEAVEN. Read more

As long as it's the Danny Tanner version of Bob Saget, I'm cool with this eventuality. Read more

Yeah, you may need to steal his DVR and tell him that HIMYM went to live on a farm upstate, with lots of other great shows to play with and room to run. Read more

Welp. Time to take up Satanism. Read more

Well, they've already shot down my theory that Ted is actually Zeus and the children have no mother but instead sprung fully-formed from his skull. So I'm open to anything at this point. Read more

This is one of those shows where I've watched enough of it to want to know what happens, but because I only binge-watch it I'm a few seasons behind and am now utterly confused about what is going on. But then, I'm usually confused. It took me several seasons to realize that "eating sandwiches" was Dad-code for… Read more

You have it all wrong, in the final episode it will be revealed that Ted's wife left him for Hurley before she killed herself after a tragic plane crash took her new husband's life... and sent him to purgatory Read more

Ted and the kids are dead. Mom's the only one alive. Read more

I have watched this show religiously for 9 years. I am aware of this theory and have always dismissed it until last night. Worst idea EVER.

Maybe Ted talked her to death, Brenda Chenowith-style. Read more

No, they did film final "the story is finally over!" scenes with the kids after season 1 wrapped so they could do it before the actors aged out of the roles, and the producers say they've had their ending in mind since they did those scenes. But they didn't cast Cristin until this season. Read more

If the whole framing device for the show is a father telling a story to his kids to help them remember their dead mom, then why would Ted's long, 9-season-long story about a dead woman be so focused on, uh, Ted's dating life before he met her? Read more

This is the worst thing I've seen all day. If I've watched nine years of this (most condensed on to DVD marathons) for her to be dead, I will not be able to cope. Read more

Why would the show be so focused on his dating life before he met the mother? Because after she dies, he gets remarried: to Robin. Because although the mother was really important and the one he made babies with, Robin is the love of his life. Read more

Oh please let Ted be the one to die. Read more