I can't win this contest obviously but wanted to throw in my scary story, for your amusement and holy shit pleasure: Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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Good. That's what I hoped you'd do. Read more
What are you going to do about Wagner? Read more
Actual guffaw. Exactly. Read more
He's also got a book out!!!!! Read more
Um... it is also my dream. Let's get weed-married. Read more
His writing staff is pretty stellar, and his showrunner (Tim Carvell) was The Daily Show's head writer for years. Read more
That's the dirty secret, right? It's not really pumpkin spice as much as it is "clove bouquet." Read more
Holy shit. Read more
Sad you kids couldn't work it out. Read more
But as that NYMag story demonstrated: Texts and Texas are so close to each other! Read more
No, Karen, tell me a-fucking-gain about Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang. Read more
ugly laughing. Read more
There's also this: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct… Read more
And they have like, 3 kids. Read more
I cannot believe Cheerleaders: The First Evil hasn't gotten more votes. Read more
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA Read more
WHAT NO Read more