Oh god I am the shitty little brat. Read more

Oh god I am the shitty little brat. Read more
RIGHT??! Read more
Ahhh, you're right! That was a mistake. I corrected it. Read more
And Ayn would hate, hate, very much hate both Paul and Rand. Imagining her sneering at their thirstiness warms my heart-cockles. Read more
Politicians really need to stop making that gesture. It always gets photographed and it invites dick jokes. Read more
I love this kid so much. Read more
Honestly I thought it was just a clump of dirt until I noticed the antennae. Read more
Same. Read more
Clickhole! Read more
OH MY GOD WATCH IT WATCH IT YOU MUST. Read more
We've got a 70 character limit on headlines, tho. Read more
Please keep talking exactlyhow you talk, Hillary. The world needs little Hillarys that say "apparently" a lot. Little Hillarys are our only hope. Read more
Guffawed. Read more
No, it was already dead. I picked it up with a napkin and threw it away. Read more
It squished in my hand a little. Read more
Same, same, and same. Read more
Can you talk a little bit more about what Biosafety Level 4 is and why there are so few facilities? And why it needs to be developed from a mouse? Read more
Spot on. Read more