That's it. Outside. Read more

That's it. Outside. Read more
I also walked out of that movie. Sober. Read more
2 Carlos Gomez experiences to share. Read more
You're a treasure. Read more
Expert use of double entendre. Read more
Feet should never touch anything ever. They're disgusting. Read more
Sam that was literally like right behind me. Read more
I just vaginally winced. Read more
this is fucking foul kyle Read more
Thanks, Tom. Read more
I actually have a story about this station! Read more
You are so consistently good at Pissing Contest! MY STARS. Read more
Oh my god flashback to high school English when our parents had to sign permission slips for us to watch this movie because butt. Read more
That's pretty terrible. Read more
The Overserved. Read more
What really struck me was how scared most students I spoke with were to have their names publicly attached to statements against EI. There's fratty obnoxious behavior and then there's straight up intimidation. Read more
Yeah, that really irked me, too. Read more
You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized. Read more
On my way to my car in the parking lot, Dr. Winfrey stopped me and informed me that I was required to go her office. She was an assistant principal not associated with my grade (we had 4, one for each grade), so this was weird, but I was a good kid and complied. In her office she proceeded to tell me that the rape was… Read more
Its use today was actually inspired by a gchat conversation I had yesterday with one of the Gawker writers. CROSSING ENEMY LINES. Read more