"Milk." Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
morninggloria
I'm trying to figure that out. Last year, there was a 5% figure being floated around, but the NFL said that was false without offering an actual specific correction. Read more
Like I said: Bye. Read more
TOO SCARY! STOP! Read more
Bye. Read more
La la la la la la I am choosing to believe it was Cthulu. La la la la la. Read more
Canada's weird though. Read more
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND I LOVE IT. Read more
You seem cool. Read more
I'm never uncorked for that long. Read more
Oddly-named craft beer that comes in a can is the bearded funny guy who isn't your type at all but who always meets you at the subway station when you come over and turns out to be great at oral. Read more
Top notch portmanteau-ing. Read more
The inside of your head sounds cool. Read more
Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women. Read more
When an individual is considered an imminent threat to persons or property, the Dean of Students, the Director of Residential Life, or their designated representatives may invoke an immediate suspension from housing and/or the University, to be followed within a reasonable period of time, under the particular… Read more
Fuck off. Read more
Right? That's why I hope the police are investigating it as though it's real. Read more
The ladies are tired of indulging your constant need for affirmation, Seize. (reaches out and gets high fived by The Ladies, because I know I'm right) Read more
Wow, are you a VISTA? That was my first job after college. Can't believe they'd cut off your stipends. That's absurd. Read more
Hopefully your landlord has more of a heart than the congressional GOP caucus. Read more