Thank you. He was great. I'm grateful I knew him for as long as I did. Read more

Thank you. He was great. I'm grateful I knew him for as long as I did. Read more
Unfortunately, Kasparian isn't an all-the-time cohost; she's just a guest on that specific episode. :( Read more
The whole thing makes me feel dizzy and sick. What's happening over there is unfathomably awful and we can't allow it to continue. Read more
Meant that to be sarcastic in light of the other things I call him in the piece. Read more
This got me pregnant. Read more
OK Odom's problem better be cocaine because $800 worth of crack in one day is enough to take down an entire herd of rhinoceroses. Read more
Burn. Read more
FULL DISCLOSURE: the date rapist's walk in closet line was a dual effort between me and my comedy writer bf, who is much, much funnier than me. Read more
It was a bait n switch! There's no way to feel! TRICKED! Read more
Sure, but the woman who filed suit did so with the aid of a progressive organization that I'm sure was interested in establishing some precedent. Read more
He sure is ;) Read more
I audibly gasped at the jumping one. Thank you. Read more
Yep, I linked to the ruling in the piece in case people are interested in reading it. Just 30 pages of legal-eze. NBD. :) Read more
I get where you're coming from, but the negative publicity from this court case is probably damaging that business way more than one person's quiet refusal to book them without complaint. Read more
I'm going to Vine this so hard. Read more
I used to belong to Cheetah in Wicker Park — I loved that gym. Read more
I'm at the Soho Equinox. I cope by imagining that I'm an anthropologist studying a race of very attractive, vain people. Read more
My whole entire family lives in and around Minneapolis SO MAYBE. Read more
I like to imagine the lyrics as a nonsensical love letter from a Bachelorette cast-level douche. Like this: Read more
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITS Read more