Thank you. Very helpful. Read more

Thank you. Very helpful. Read more
Ha! Good point. Read more
Just to be clear, I LOVE Chicago. I'll be back there in October for the marathon. I love the people, I love the lake, I love the summers, I love the food. Read more
When I worked in the Viacom building (for VH1) I would always, always, always poop on the MTV floor. Read more
I completely agree with everything you've written here. Beautifully said. Read more
THIS IS WHY I DO NOT POOP AT WORK. Ever since I found out about the poop spreadsheet. I can't do it. Read more
I lived there for 7 years. I've earned the right to say that. Read more
Big long tables in a huge open room with high exposed brick ceilings and low lighting. Jezebel sits on one long table, in the middle toward a half wall. On the half wall are 3 large screens that are usually playing cable news on mute. On the wall next to it are more screens, each of which displays how each site's… Read more
Your dream remains intact. Read more
ALSO we don't have stalls, we have individual bathrooms with locking doors. 3 of 'em. And around 3 pm every day is Everybody Poops Time. Read more
Thank you! Super helpful. Read more
I love all of my Jezebel coworkers and they are flawless sparkleprincesses made of hugs. Nothing bad to say about any of them. Read more
I'm one stop deeper. The Frontier. Read more
Because the El train is stupidly set up with aisles of seats and fewer poles so the trains fit fewer people. It's also more awkward to stand on the El than on the L (the MTA train I take). Chicago just does things the dumb way a lot. Read more
Oh god when strangers don't care that they're putting their hair all over people. Oh GOD. Read more
TBH I included this picture with the piece because I really love how the President's face looks. Read more
Why are they filming an Abercrombie commercial on the set of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Read more
Yes, this is part of The Gay Agenda. Read more
Depressing as hell, friendo. Read more
Dude, I just know some HYPER FERTILE people apparently. Read more