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Erin Gloria Ryan
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Just to be clear, I LOVE Chicago. I'll be back there in October for the marathon. I love the people, I love the lake, I love the summers, I love the food. Read more

When I worked in the Viacom building (for VH1) I would always, always, always poop on the MTV floor. Read more

I completely agree with everything you've written here. Beautifully said. Read more

THIS IS WHY I DO NOT POOP AT WORK. Ever since I found out about the poop spreadsheet. I can't do it. Read more

Big long tables in a huge open room with high exposed brick ceilings and low lighting. Jezebel sits on one long table, in the middle toward a half wall. On the half wall are 3 large screens that are usually playing cable news on mute. On the wall next to it are more screens, each of which displays how each site's Read more

ALSO we don't have stalls, we have individual bathrooms with locking doors. 3 of 'em. And around 3 pm every day is Everybody Poops Time. Read more

I love all of my Jezebel coworkers and they are flawless sparkleprincesses made of hugs. Nothing bad to say about any of them. Read more

Because the El train is stupidly set up with aisles of seats and fewer poles so the trains fit fewer people. It's also more awkward to stand on the El than on the L (the MTA train I take). Chicago just does things the dumb way a lot. Read more

Oh god when strangers don't care that they're putting their hair all over people. Oh GOD. Read more

TBH I included this picture with the piece because I really love how the President's face looks. Read more

Why are they filming an Abercrombie commercial on the set of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Read more