(rim shot) Read more

(rim shot) Read more
I love Beth Littleford so much. GOD. So much. Read more
You know, the more I think about it, the more I suspect that she doesn't remember. Which makes it so much worse (and reminds me, again, that these thought patterns and imaginary actions are incredibly shitty) Read more
I thought the same thing BUT the study found that the uptick in housework happened AFTER men switched from a male-dominated to female-dominated field. Among the thousands, apparently there were a few that went from, say, banking to teaching. Read more
My roommate got me 5.5 pounds of Red Vines for my birthday the other week. So I've been eating 95% red vines every day that isn't my Long Run Day (Saturday). Read more
I'm just trolling, homie. Read more
There's an organization called Code Pink that occasionally protests the really nutty right wing stuff while wearing vagina costumes. Read more
Because I'm sure as fuck not going to Tweet it. Read more
OH my god that's adorable. I want to frame it. Read more
I couldn't be more pleased. They are exactly the sort of person I would hope would not like me. Read more
Yeah I got in a Twitter argument with them one time. I felt sad afterward, like I'd just gotten in a fight over a Forever 21 cardigan with a member of AARP. Read more
THIS GIF IS AMAZING. Read more
Excellent point. Read more
YOU SHUT UP Read more
Such a squishy sentence to use in reference to such a squishy man. Read more
Nailed it. Read more
I UPDATED IT YOU PEDANT. Read more
I just turned 30 like a week and a half ago so from one Leo to another: enjoy the shit out of today :) Read more
Seriously?!? HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY Read more