Your vagina's not dead. We gave it to a nice farmer in the country, where it's running in a big field with all of the other vaginas. Read more
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They were planning on shorting Bank of America stock. Um... in 2007. Read more
Well no WONDER you're a liberal. Read more
I also found that really interesting. Read more
Talking to a lot of women at the RNC this year, I remember several of them telling me something to the effect that THEY were the ones who are "pro women" and the Democrats are the ones who are "anti-woman." Read more
Sheryl Sandberg has really broken barriers in womansplaining. Read more
I get the impression that all Rick Santorum watched as a kid were those brutal Disney movies where the kid has to kill their pet at the end. Old Yeller. Read more
RICK SANTORUM WANTS TO EAT BIG BIRD. Read more
Well that is excellent news! My rage reserves are dangerously low. Read more
I love this show so much I wanna take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant. Read more
Ugh, fine, Tyra. You're skinny. Read more
Nope. Those are the 3% who are still undecided. Read more
That's true. It's way easier to punch a person in the face than it is to punch the government. Read more
Getting mad about wheelchair liars trying to cut lines at airports rather than getting mad at the ridiculously intrusive government security theater that causes people to want to cut lines in the first place is the new getting mad at people buying flat screen TV's with their welfare checks while the government gives… Read more
Obama is not doing well. Read more
Depends on if you butt-chug! Read more
Can we watch the next debate togeeeether? Staff party? Read more
YOU GUYS I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH. Read more
I had no idea I personally had this sort of Kool Aid force feeding power over you, but now that I know I have it, trust me that your mouth will be Blue Berry Blast neon blue from now until November 6th. Read more
Mitt Romney : Analogies Read more