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Erin Gloria Ryan
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Yes! My NYT sanitizing moment came after I wrote that Ryan Lochte is a Sexy Douchebag piece, when a column on the Times' site wouldn't list the title and instead called it "a vulgar term that has come to mean a pompous person." Read more

I grew up in NW Wisconsin, about an hour and a half from Minneapolis. There were only 5 Catholic kids in my grade, so we were too busy trying to be buried in the "good" side of the cemetery to worry about Mormonism (srsly, some people up there really, really hate Catholics). Read more

I am a fan of STFUp. Did you see that the author of the blog was quoted in an NYT article, but they sanitized it so they didn't have to imply the word "fuck?" So hilariously prude. Read more

True. At least babies have an excuse for vomiting all over themselves. Read more

Interesting theory (and, being raised Catholic, I'm pretty familiar with how little love is lost between the Papists and Team Tabernacle). Have you seen any other Catholic outlets criticizing Mitt in a way they wouldn't criticize other Republicans? Read more

The times that baby pictures make me want to throw my computer out a window are the times parents post pictures of their child on the toilet, or covered in throw up. I like my facebook free of pictures of poop, even if the pooper was adorable. Read more

May her tombstone be decorated with giant, neon words announcing to the world that she taught women everywhere how to have the SEXY, STEAMIEST SEX MCSEX. Read more

But, to be fair, they would have had a smaller team on account of the fact that teams can't send unlimited competitors. Read more

Also: Watching Destinee Hooker and company play some inspired volleyball (until they lost :( ) these Games made me realize that I'd watch the shit out of a professional women's indoor volleyball league. Read more

I actually ran the same marathon Sammy Wanjiru won in Chicago in 2010. (He was almost twice as fast as me, but he was superhuman.) Read more

Not even the royals can resist a gif party.