Because Diet Pepsi from a fountain tastes spectacular. Diet Coke from a fountain? No. Diet Coke in the can? Yes. Diet Pepsi in a can? No. And both are gross from a plastic bottle. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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Yeah but finding fountain Diet Dr. Pepper is like finding a unicorn. A unicorn that will give you cancer. Read more
I don't drink much soda nowadays, mostly because every time I say "soda" the Midwestern part of me winces. Read more
Psh, if you're getting pop from a fountain, it has to be Diet Pepsi. Read more
LEAVE LOLO ALONE. Read more
Nope, that's not a pro-sports dance team; that's college cheerleaders at a Bowl game, per Getty Images. Read more
I didn't imply that we should be MOST concerned — at no point did I use a superlative indicating as such. Read more
FREE MARKET! Read more
This is a good example of the "whoever gets mad first loses" principle. Gabby and her mom win. Read more
The ladies Douglas seem like class acts. Good on the senior Douglas for raising a daughter with a good head on her shoulders. Read more
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Oh god, yes. That should be a very important perk if you win an Olympic medal — the opportunity to pet the baby zoo animal of your choice. Read more
That 10,000 M men's final was one of the greatest races I've ever seen. Farah and Rupp ran with so much heart. I got emotional at the gym. Read more
I kind of love it. Thank you. Read more
Dodai said it sounded like Ms. Pac Man in a garbage disposal. I say it sounds like an annoying sentient computer being drowned in a bathtub. Maddie says it sounds like music from Saw. Read more
Is she saying "Derp, derp, derp" at the beginning? Because that's how I heard it. Read more
You don't need a machete to slice a tomato, and no one should have an automatic firearm. Read more