Those rocks are so wiley though. They can fool nearly anyone. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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I'm sorry; once I saw it, I had to spread the misery around. Read more
Have you been to Green Bay? That outfit they described is pretty Green Bay. Come to think of it, so is the suit-with-Green Bay Packers tee shirt and heels outfit. Read more
I have been deeply in love with him since age 13. Read more
I know! I could easily picture the Green Bay, Wisconsin ensemble, but New York? We wouldn't even do that in Chicago. Not even ironically. Read more
Bingo. Read more
At the end of July, I got a brand new Blackberry and lost it after having it for a week, so this was partly a manifestation of self-loathing. Read more
It's part of her charm! Read more
Well done. Read more
Let's hope puffy-shirt-and-vest-itis isn't contagious. Read more
Lindsay, you're never going to rebuild your career if you insist on hanging around with pirates. Read more
And if the American People had been expecting a congressboy all along, we wouldn't have been surprised by Weiner's stunningly ill advised sexting. Read more
I'm sure that's one he hasn't heard before! Read more
Dismayed by South Carolina's 10 year winning streak of the Carolina Cup (awarded to the shittiest Carolina in America), North Carolina deploys its A-team of anti-gay legislators. Read more
They also have to fit certain image dimensions or be oriented in a way that fitting the image to those dimensions would make sense. Unfortunately, this was the best fit that I could find for firefighter/ 9/11 on a short time schedule. Read more
I'm moving out there! Can we wait till early 2012!? Read more
CIVIL UNIONS ARE LEGAL IN ILLINOIS I JUST NEED TO FILE SOME PAPERWORK FIRST. Read more
It's probably really weird if you've never done it before. I'd guess that I'd find it weird nowadays, since it's been years since I've been around a lactating cow. Read more
When I was a kid, we used to milk the cows at my grandparents' house, and they had about a dozen or so barn cats that lived there. The cats would all gather around as we milked (by hand) because if you squirt cow milk at a cat, the cats do all sorts of crazy tricks to catch the stream in their mouths. It's gross,… Read more
We don't have rights to that picture. We do have rights to the AP photo. Read more