Yeah, that's all our photo services had- AP didn't have anything of black female first responders. Which I suppose illustrates Wilson's point. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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Fuck yeah, PAWS. Read more
Bieber is like all three Hansons rolled into one, with a dash of Kirk Cameron and Kenneth the Page. He'll never be stopped. Read more
"That's just shoddy murder" is my favorite comment I've read all day. Brava. Read more
"Oh thank God Morgan Freeman showed up. Only his wisdom can save the day." Read more
Just as designing purses and swimwear is to the Real Housewives, so too is tattoo artistry to the talentless white rapper. Read more
Nothing more oopsie-daisy than rape. Read more
It happened to my cousin's ex girlfriend's friend from summer camp! Read more
"YOUR PENIS IS ALL BENDY!" Read more
Future generations will know the current minimalist aesthetic in pop culture as "Kardashianism." Read more
I read somewhere that if you go off BC and then have sex, sometimes an angry little man or woman will grow inside your abdominal cavity and make you all fat and stuff. Read more
I am currently wanking to the creator of ThankYourWank's mom and grandma in a threesome with Karl Rove. Read more
We put so much pressure to be beautiful on our megalomaniacs nowadays. It's really a shame that no one told Warren Jeffs that it doesn't matter what size dress he wears, how much body fat he has, or how the media tells him he should look; he's still ugly on the inside. Read more
And the yogurt! We love calling each other on the phone and bragging about all the lowfat yogurt in our fridges. Read more
Fighting words! Read more
My stars. Stay safe! Read more
I have to be at work at 7 am on Monday morning because my office is the contingency office for my company's Hartford branch. If clients can't make their stock trades because the office is closed, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY. Read more
I guess they named it after the theme of the room where Nick proposed to her. Read more
Ah, the "long goodbye." The bane of my collegiate existence. Read more
I bet placenta expert London King ate her own boogers as a child. Read more