I feel dirty for even making that joke. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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Look at Lilo & Stitch! Read more
I always thought Snow White was about necrophilia. Read more
One of the benefits of being a Nevernude is that I never have to worry about this. Read more
This is why all dates should be paid for by The Taxpayers. Read more
The next time I see a pregnant lady, I'm just going to run away. Read more
Swizz Beatz lives in SoHo with Alicia Keys, not the South Bronx. Read more
I could not agree more with that assessment- the crowd at Pitchfork was nearly all white. It was definitely racial theater. Read more
I spent many happy little hours watching that. Read more
Let's just call it "THE NEATO GENERATION" and be done with it. I've been advocating for this for years. (Not really) Read more
I'm glad Kourtney's butt lift was non-surgical; a surgical butt lift would have interfered with the Kardashian's ability to take a krap. Read more
There's always platforms. Read more
The afterward in later editions of the book will add "Taking advice from Magnum, PI, Albert Einstein, and your own father or grandfather are exceptions to the "No mustaches ever" rule. Read more
Here's an excerpt from my advice book- How I've Managed To Not Totally Fuck Up My Life Yet
"Cocaine is the devil" sounds like something someone might say the morning after doing a bunch of cocaine. Read more
I love this. Read more
@all: Okay, let's all agree that everywhere sucks. Read more
Do you want to go on a cruise? Read more
So because I don't play them, I can't mention them or talk about them? I own up to my lack of experience in the piece and I make it pretty clear that I think the whole "study" is bunk. It's sponsored by Doritos, for god's sake. Read more
Jesus Christ, it was a joke. Read more