Yes, I usually like her too. And I'm performing at a comedy event with her next month, so I hope it's not too.... awkward. Read more
Erin Gloria Ryan
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Pit bulls are my favorite. It's like having a sentient, slobbering bowling ball that loves you. Read more
I still kind of hate the girl who bullied me in 8th grade, even though her life sucks now and I'm pretty okay with mine. Read more
It means I needed to edit that item! Thanks :) Read more
Babysit me! Read more
On the next Arrested Development: Read more
Someone got their feelings de la Huerta'd. Read more
Pitcher for the Giants. Known for being awesome, having a beard, and being insane. Read more
I thought that was faint praise. Like usually when I spend a little more time on a recipe, it's because I keep fucking up and can't get it quite right. Read more
I was under the impression that God doesn't care about who wins football games, but his mother sure does. Read more
GOD SENDS YOU HIS LOVE. Read more
Whatever you're doing, you just keep doing it, because it's working for you. I WANT TO DRAW GLASSES ON YOUR ARM. Read more
We have the same DVD collection. Read more
In the world of banking/finance, we still rely so much on fax machines. They are constantly breaking and everyone hates them. Read more
If only we can develop an asshole test. Unfortunately, no one ever believes the results. Read more
Lady Gaga looks like she's been sent to warn a pirate that he's going to get murdered. Read more
Probably because there are very few stock photos of fat people in non-weighty contexts on stock photo sites. I've seen many colors of stock photo model used with all sorts of articles here, so that statement's not accurate (if anything, a high proportion of white models accompanying articles here is probably due to… Read more
It's fine to swear in front of babies, but it's not fine to swear in front of cats, because it will really hurt their chances of getting into college. Read more
And yet we still haven't developed a test to predict whether the baby will grow up to be an asshole. Read more
Maybe they're not obsessed with giant bottles, but tiny celebrities. Read more